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New Reasons To Drink

06/25/2012
If your date's idea of a good time is getting wasted, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/25/2012	Tweet
If your date arrived from another state by Greyhound bus, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/25/2012	Tweet
If your date keeps talking about their farts, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/25/2012	Tweet
If your date forgot to take off their wedding ring, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/25/2012	Tweet
If your date takes you to Hooters because it's fancy, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True1 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/25/2012	Tweet
If your date says honesty is overrated, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/25/2012	Tweet
If you date says 'I love you' on the first date after the fourth drink, drink Funny1 Useful1 Cool0 True1 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/25/2012	Tweet
If your set up with a date of the same sex and you aren't homosexual, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/25/2012	Tweet
If your date's idea of fun involves guns and a six-pack of beer, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/25/2012	Tweet
If your blind date happens to be your ex, drink Funny1 Useful1 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/25/2012	Tweet
If your date's internet startup is a porn site, drink Funny1 Useful0 Cool0 True1 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/25/2012	Tweet
06/24/2012
If you date asks to be picked up because their car was repossessed, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date has over five roommates, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date describes themselves as 'homeless', drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date think romance is a six-pack in the park, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date says they have 'a few' kids, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date does a striptease in a wine bar, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True1 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date uses the term 'unique snowflake' to describe themselves, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date is featured in a 60 Minutes story, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date had more fingers than teeth, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date disappears halfway through the date, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If they describe their weight as 'fluffy', drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If you and a friend end up dating the same person from OkCupid, drink Funny2 Useful1 Cool1 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date has also dated one of your parents, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If they've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your rejected date starts stalking you on Facebook, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date starts talking about their prison record, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date uses the term 'Sugar Daddy' during the date, drink Funny1 Useful0 Cool0 True1 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date brings their probation officer along, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date tries to pay for the check with food stamps, drink Funny1 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date downs three drinks before the meal comes, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By usabilitycounts \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
If your date talks about their OCD habits during the date, drink Funny1 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 06/24/2012	Tweet
02/10/2012
If a dating site matches you up with an ex, drink Funny3 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 02/10/2012	Tweet
If their mother calls during the date, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 02/10/2012	Tweet
02/09/2012
If you call your friends halfway through the date to save you, drink Funny2 Useful0 Cool0 True1 By awfuldates \| Posted on 02/09/2012	Tweet
If you recognize your date from an adult film, drink Funny1 Useful0 Cool1 True1 By awfuldates \| Posted on 02/09/2012	Tweet
If the first photo he sends you is one of his penis, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 02/09/2012	Tweet
02/08/2012
If your date used someone else's photo on the dating site, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True1 By awfuldates \| Posted on 02/08/2012	Tweet
02/07/2012
If your date won't tell you how many kids they have, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 02/07/2012	Tweet
If your date mentions stopping their medication the week before, drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 02/07/2012	Tweet
02/06/2012
If your date offers you a smoke from the crack pipe before the date starts, drink Funny1 Useful1 Cool1 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 02/06/2012	Tweet
02/04/2012
If your date says 'One time in band camp...,' drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 02/04/2012	Tweet
If your date brings along one of their parents, drink Funny2 Useful0 Cool0 True2 By awfuldates \| Posted on 02/04/2012	Tweet
02/03/2012
If what your date meant by 'a few extra pounds' was '100 extra pounds,' drink Funny0 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 02/03/2012	Tweet
If your date was featured on America's Most Wanted, drink Funny1 Useful0 Cool0 True0 By awfuldates \| Posted on 02/03/2012	Tweet

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